# Funny Story

The bottom line is that Craps is an easy game to learn, but a difficult game to master. It can be a very fast-paced game, so you want to be able to master the simpler bets so that you don't have to think about them. That's where you might bet, for example, that an 8 will come up as two 4s before a 7 or an "easy" 8 does. Root for the point to come up as quickly as possible. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him.

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You can always spot these tables by the crowds around them and the noise coming from them. Lay Bet — Betting that a point number will not be rolled before a 7 is thrown. Odds — ratio of an event occurring, generally the amount paid out per winning bet. Pit Boss — Casino employee responsible for all craps tables in one area of casino. Point Number — One of the numbers 4, 5, 6, 8, 9 and 10 determined on the come out roll. Rail — The grooved area along the top of the craps table where chips are kept.

Seven Out — When a 7 is thrown after a point has been established and before the point number is rolled again thus ending the shooters turn. Snake Eyes — When you roll a two in craps.

Stickman — A casino employee standing opposite the Boxman who calls out the dice rolls and returns the dice to the shooter, also responsible for the placing and paying the proposition bets. The Point — The number established on the come-out roll. Only place numbers 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, and 10 can become the point. The shooter attempts to roll the point number again before throwing a 7 in order to win that round of pass line or come betting.

Three-way Craps — A bet made in units of 3 with one unit on 2, one unit on 3, and one unit on Wrong Bettor — A player betting the dice will not pass. A player who bets the shooter will not make the point and instead he will Seven-Out. Craps Terms, Slang and Jargon Just like other casino games, Craps has plenty of terms, slang and jargon that can be heard at the Craps table or around it.

Aces — Betting that the next roll will be the total sum of 2. Any Craps — A bet that the next roll will be 2, 3, or Any Seven — A bet that the next roll will be 7. Betting Right — Pass Line and Come bets. Big Eight — Even money bet that an 8 is rolled before a 7. Big Six — Even money bet that a 6 is rolled before a 7.

Big Red — Betting on any 7 being rolled. Boxcars — Two 6s. Capped Dice — non standard, crooked dice which are no longer playable. Come Bet — wager that the shooter will roll his point Come Out Roll — The first roll by a shooter, either at the beginning of his turn or after he has made a point.

Even Money — 1: Floorman — casino employee who stands behind the craps table, dealers with players and credit Free Odds Bet — Taken at true odds. Front Line — Same as the Pass Line. Hard Way - Betting on a 4, 6, 8 or 10 when both dice are the same number Hi-Lo — One roll bet that the next roll will be a 2 or 12 Hope Bet — Single time bet that the dice will land on specific numbers. Horn Bet — A bet on 2, 3, 11 and 12 with the same amount. Inside Numbers — 5 , 6, 8 and 9.

But it was all part of the learning process. It's immoral that people make money out of writing crap, but I try not to obsess about it.

I don't want to spend my life being angry. I ain't got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap. It's kind of silly. I think the main influence has been living in New York City. The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are, and what happens just happens. I thought Erica Jong's Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that I've ever read in my life.

I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap. The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic. I think generally playing live is a crap idea. So much of stage work is the presentation of personality, and I've never been interested in that.

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap. Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him. I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own. A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take. But I have to grow out of it, because it's very boring, really. Even when you're telling people how crap you are, you're still banging on about yourself.

Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test Lots of things made the first Mac in a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap. Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.

I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap. I think they believe every bit of it. Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes. I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter. The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride.

Everything else they do is crap, and they know it. My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us. When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books.

That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff. I'm not about trying to be out here fighting and shooting, stabbing and, you know, all that crap, man. As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. When you look at some of the most respected actors there are and the crap that they're in I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap. This is what you work for, putting all the other crap that you hear aside. Just being able to participate in a World Series is pretty much everything.

But you do want to win! Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.

I was very much fascinated with the technology we had that we could edit in the computer our compositions, but all the sounds that were available on the market were crap. To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline.

And that's why I just make up crap. White people scare the crap out of me. Ninety percent of everything is crap. I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to. We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world.

Back then people closed their eyes and listened to music. Today there's a lot of images that go with the music. A lot of music is crap and it's all commercial and the images are all trying to sell the record. We talk about a free press. These people hide, they make a lot of money off the media.

They hide behind the slogans of free press, and then they can come out with crap like that. It's insulting to the readers. When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing?

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